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| User: | els_chan (1381056) 
Into the Depths of Insanity
The monster is eating my brain...
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| Name: | Els-chan, Deceptively Cute Ninja/Assassin |
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| Location: | New Jersey, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1984-05-14 |
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| els_chan | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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(Thanks, '03 Sociology! Without you, I'd have no subtitle for my journal!)
(From The Ambiguously Gay Duo.)
My Gackt moodtheme is by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ranaeressea.
For the record, in case you can't do the math, I's a big girl now. Old enough to do everything, including drinking and gambling.
My incredibly disjointed friending policy. Please read this if you're going to friend me. Because someone needs to read it, and I wrote it, so it won't be me.
Hyde is mohawk ♥
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) frankthecomic
Right then...I am a sad excuse for a webmistress, I'm a fanfic writer/slasher/rabid yaoi fangirl, and I'm a huge J-Rock fan. Huge. I don't always know what I'm talking about (this can be attributed to the fact that I'm drunk more often than I'd care to admit), but I'm always having fun, and really, isn't that all that matters in the end?
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els_chan
User Number: 1381056
Date Created:2003-10-10
Number of Posts: 536
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| Absolutely out of her mind. Known to ramble incoherently about anything and everything, but especially J-rockers and alcohol. Ships HP/SS, RL/SB, and virtually every other male slash/yaoi ship out there. Rabid yaoi fangirl - approach with extreme caution. Delusional: believes she will marry SOME GODDAMN J-ROCKER come hell or high water. (Is no longer picky, as she can no longer choose between them all. Alas.) |
| Strengths: Easily resists the draws of cheese...usually. |
| Weaknesses: Coffee, chocolate, Snarry fluff, glittery pup-sex (RL/SB), Hyde's tongue/mouth/eyes/being, Gackt's Li'l 'Num and sheer disregard for reality, Rin and his jawline (yes, his fucking jawline), good J-rock, pretty boys |
| Special Skills: Masterful use of vulgarities. Incredible power of turning virtually any male character gay. Also, able to completely disregard American music that came after the late 90s. Well, except for Green Day. Though that's less a special skill than an OMGWTFISWRONGWITHME. |
| Weapons: Sharp mind and tongue. Bent Sword of Slash (hence the ability to turn virtually any male character gay). Blunt spoon for castration. Thorned whip. Also, Maryland "craps". |
| War Cry: "For the love of carnage and discord, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!" |
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And did I mention that I'm also a very poor college student? To quote MacHall (because honestly, I think it's right on the money here):
"Hello, freshmen. If you can keep your minds off fucking long enough to pay attention, I've got a few things to tell you. The time you spend here will be mostly wasted. Peals will be cast at your feet while you're busy wallowing in the mud. The reason for this is that all of you fail to grasp one solitary truth: YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING. I do not care how many honors classes you have had. I do not care about the number of citations you have received. I do not care if you edited your school newspaper. I promise you cannot even grasp the depths of your ignorance. One day soon, if you are lucky, you will finally get a glimpse of the infinitesimal worth of your knowledge and experience, and the sheer scale of it will drop you to your knees. And on that day, you'll finally realize that what you paid thousands in tuition for is not information, but humility."
Yes, indeed.
Proud owner of David Thewlis's cock.
Find out who's friended you! (thanks to gmth for pointing this out) |
| Memories: | 340 entries |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public |
| Interests: | 36: anime, blackadder, dir en grey, doctor who, final fantasy, freedom of speech, furin kazan, furinkazan, gackt, gravitation, harry potter, hide, house, hugh laurie, hyde, j-pop, j-rock, jack sparrow, kyo, l'arc~en~ciel, miyavi, monty python, moon child, mst3k, music, otaku, pierrot, reading, rpgs, scrubs, slash, snapeslash, video games, world domination, writing, yaoi |
| Schools: | Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
Unseen University - Ankh-Morpork, England - Wiltshire, United Kingdom
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